Hagen   Engler   is a word mechanic.  A grease monkey in the workshop of verbal wizardry.  A mechanic with a flair for occasional artistry, just like his dad.  He is also on occasions a writer, photographer, editor, designer, spoken-word artist, vocalist, musician and public speaker.

His work has appeared in most mainstream South African magazines, mysterious underground 'zines and a couple of short-story and popular-culture anthologies.  Regular pseudonyms are Haai van der Schyff and Inspector Ras.

Hagen has published five books so far. Life's a Beach, Water Features and Magnum Chic are collections of columns and weird-ass musings on modern life that grew out of a devotion to the surfing subculture. Greener Grass and the latest book, Buttons For Gaia are novels, set in modern South Africa, and among the sharpest bits of new fiction in SA today, if he does say so himself.

He has recorded three albums with a bunch of satirical, lyrical, hip-hop rock 'n' roll soldiers called the Jedi Rollers.

Check out the archive for a taste of the wicked humour that keeps Mr Engler from tipping into insanity and painting his flat blue, with orange bits where the light switches go.

Be nice and support independent, punk publishing! Buy a copy of Buttons For Gaia.

Here's what it's about...

As a chaperone in the Cape Town movie industry, Wax Wilson can organise anything.  But when the pagan high priestess he's fallen for is abducted from a wedding at the Llandudno Lifesaving Club, things hit a wobbly.  Then the German film crew he's looking after demands mandrax and a part-time porn queen starts making googly eyes at him.  Pretty soon he's consorting with gangsters, getting stabbed one-time in the shoulder, and being kidnapped by a satanic sex cult.  Next thing seven people are dead, and it looks like Wax killed them.  As things get more and more hectic, Wax finds himself on a mission of dark vengeance in magical mysterious Berlin...

 


It’s on!

We have shot the short of the Greener Grass movie! I went to Cape Town and watched the shoot under Zaheer Byat’s suave direction. The idea is to shoot the short, edit it into a sweet 12-odd minutes, then present it at film festivals and potential investors until someone stumps up a couple of million dollars for us to shoot the full-length movie.

The short film stars Rob van Vuuren as Dennis, Louw Venter as Steve, Catriona Andrew as Layla, Albert Maritz as Venter and Fabian Lojede as Benjie. It’s super awesome and you can check a whole bunch of stills from the shoot here.

 

 

Movie update!

My mate and partner in moviemaking magicalness has been on double honeymoon. Respect to the boy Zaheer! Now he’s back, we will resume the process of refining the already well fine script and raising the million required to make the flick. The big screen version of cult subculture novel Greener Grass WILL emerge.


My MYSPACE space

Okay, I have reached 2007. The new myspace space is extant and perusable at http://www.myspace.com/hagenshouse. I will also be posting my weekly Weekend Post columns as blogs at http://blog.myspace.com/hagenshouse. For a sample of one of those, check “A prophecy that took a while to come through” in the archive.

New short story
The Path Of The Seven Revolutions is my latest short story. It was commissioned for a forthcoming anthology that addresses the question of identity in South Africa. It was also smartly rejected by the editors once they had a look at it! Ha! A bit too edgy for their blood, perhaps! Now it lives on in the pages of Hagenshouse. Click here to check it out in the short story section...
 

Cyber book of fiction!

I’ve got a new collection of short stories out! It’s called Planetary Vehicles and it’s a web-only prose journey set on Johannesburg. Where Greener Grass was set in Port Elizabeth and Buttons For Gaia in Cape Town and Berlin, this is a series of interwoven vignettes set in Jozi, where I’ve lived for the past six years. Cunning readers will recognise them from a set of columns in Weekend Post. Here they’ve been imbued with hip new headlines, given a spit, a polish and a few extra swearwords and sent back out into the world in collected form.

Read Planetary Vehicles

You can read them in any order, but if you insist on starting at the beginning, that would be “Rock songs of love, guilt and healing” at the top of the January archive list. Visit me on Facebook here and tell me what you think.


Order it here for R120
email
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What's Buttons For Gaia all about?
Perhaps this will help.
Read an in-depth interview with me
about the latest novel here

Read an interview I did with The Chiz about Buttons For Gaia at www.thechiz.co.za.


After years of slaving over a succession of malfunctioning laptops, The new novel is complete!

Once again it is published by Pocket Assegaai Publications, which brought out the four previous books. Buttons For Gaia is the name of the new effort, and it is a tragi-comic tale of good versus evil. It is subtitled, "On the use of evil means to avenge the rape of goodness".

Like the last novel, Greener Grass, this one dwells on polarity, opposites, schizophrenia, love-vs-hate and the quest for identity. It also suggests that evil can teach us how to be good, how no one is completely good or evil and that right and wrong can be a matter of perspective.

Certain passages will be harrowing to readers familiar with my columns for the Weekend Post. For the record, this novel bears no relation to that work.

It is not a collection of columns, it is a novel about the internal And external battle between good and evil. It's full of sex, swearing, evilness, comedy, love and redemption.

The action starts in Cape Town and moves to Mozambique, Johannesburg and Berlin, where it reaches a terrifying climax on the night of the Love Parade.

Buttons For Gaia is available now for R120, postage included. So support a gangsta punk self-publisher, why don't you! Buy a book on the cutting edge.


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