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by Hagen Engler

"At home people are running around screaming in Peruvian with suitcases they haven't closed properly, so there are clothes on the floor everywhere - like everyone's in standard eight watching porn at some guy's house and his mom's just got home.  Big trouble.

I take the three essentials:  surfboard, passport and sunglasses, and run up the nearest hill to watch the apocalypse.........."

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Hagen Engler shows off his PE-ness in all its surf-starved glory.  Share the mild psychoses and minor outrages of a Friendly Citizen who's survived tidal waves, twenty-firsts and Nude Girls gigs, and was once almost in an orange juice ad.

Gasp!  Marvel!  Smirk!  Chart the development of a bizarre ocean fixation - from the Plettenberg Bay shallows to the North Shore of Hawaii, from the Rink Street Kwikspar to his ex-girlfriend's house in Blairgowrie.....

Essential reading for anyone who's about to go to the bathroom.

 

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